Home sweet gnome.

'The broken shine the brightest'
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pyonkotchi:

Straight boy: what are you wearing ;)
Me: a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

(via letassi)

710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

(via quesadelicious)

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

(Source: 4gifs, via jean-ralphio-saperstein)

dkc2:

Well I know reason #1

dkc2:

Well I know reason #1

(via jabberjais)

babyspank:

intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

Probably the Ferguson PD if it was a little dark.

(via jabberjais)

(Source: timelordgifs, via chnspine)

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

(via space-leviathan)

karmaphernelia:

"didnt you wear that this whole week????"

image

(via jean-ralphio-saperstein)

thewintersoldiersbutt:

doors open from both sides

(via do-you-know-where-your-towel-is)

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: queensamwise, via targaryaens)

And Captain banned headphones from the office, due to the Gina incident.

(Source: littleheartss, via hero-ofcanton)

fenchurchdent:

awwww-cute:

I would have gotten more if he had stayed asleep

This is why people have pets. 

fenchurchdent:

awwww-cute:

I would have gotten more if he had stayed asleep

This is why people have pets. 

(via siddershow)

la-rinascente:

patrickat:

spyderqueen:

misandrwitch:

Hands up if large groups of aggressively loud white boys in your vicinity freak you out

One of the things that bonds women, POC, and LGBTQA+ together: The fear of white men in numbers.

Did you mean: Congress?

true

(Source: misandryad, via zicos-wife)

meridiandreams:

One of the BEST lines of the season.

(Source: tatianamaslnay, via jean-ralphio-saperstein)